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Dec 13

newsweek:

marklisanti:

“Derek has girls stay with him at his apartment in New York, and then he gets them a car to take them home the next day. Waiting in his car is a gift basket containing signed Jeter memorabilia, usually a signed baseball,” the friend dished.

That’s so money.

Derek Jeter sends off his one night stands with a signed memorabilia - NYPOST.com

And then there’s this: Derek Jeter’s one-night stands (allegedly!) go home with a Derek Jeter-themed gift basket.

My last one night stand ended with an awkward, “So it was great to meet you, please help yourself to one item from the middle shelf.”


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    My last one night stand ended with an awkward, “So it was great to meet you, please help yourself to one item from the...
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    All of this ^^^^ all of it. Also, I wouldn’t mind a parting gift basket… just saying. I also have a Derek Jeter signed...
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    Derek Jeter, the (autographed) balls are in your court.
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    Oh man. Please let this be true. That’s absolutely brilliant. And terrible. BUT! I wonder… Who exactly puts these...
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