May 2012
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NYCeophyte: See You Soon, San Francisco →
nyceophyte:
I’m going home.
I’ve been in New York for exactly one year. For me, one year is plenty.
I’m going back to San Francisco. I’m moving to California on December 1.
New York is a lot. For this gal, it’s too much. Did you know that I hate crowds? Oh, yes, I really dislike crowds.
I’ve waited a while to chime in on this because, despite it being the internet’s main form of...
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We were discussing one of my favorite topics:...
Her: I feel like if you ever have your own company, you'll have to incorporate a helicopter into the logo somehow.
Me: My logo is going to be a bartender fast-roping out of a Blackhawk holding a pulled-pork sandwich and a bottle of Overholt.
Her: Oh my god. [long pause] Did you seriously just come up with that? Because it's perfect.
I just updated my OkCupid profile, I think I...
My self summary:
Hello.
I am going to tell you right now that the only reason I keep this thing around anymore is to continue receiving the occasional emails. Sometimes they contain profiles of people I know, which is delightfully awkward, sometimes they are women I’ve dated (if you are one of these women, thank you for your time and patience; please accept my apologies), and sometimes...
Totally in love with this old New Yorker profile... →
“In the beginning, Chang’s whole goal was to open a noodle bar. He didn’t really give much thought to what he would do with it once he did. When he thinks back on the ridiculous way he went about starting his first restaurant, four years ago, and the way it succeeded so wildly, despite his complete ignorance of the business and all the mistakes he made as a consequence, and led to another...
