Two guys see a dog licking its balls
The first guy says “I wish I could do that.” The other guy says “Try petting it first.” -bathroom humor (literally) the Mandrake, Culver City.
Nerds talk urban planning
Me: Wow, Rose [Avenue, in Venice] has really picked up, huh?
Friend: Yeah, well [gestures sarcastically towards Whole Foods] that came in and of course the place exploded.
Me: It's like yuppie terraforming.
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