September 2010
32 posts
My friend, who is a girl: Maybe you need to accept that she’s just teasing you.
Me: So what? The last girl that tried to tease me ended up moving to New York with me.
Consider this a warning, girls. I may seem like an idiot because in many ways I am an idiot, but I will confound you, and while I have absolutely no game, I can be shockingly patient.
Albert Watson, Royal Photographic Society...
bbook:
“Scotland’s Albert Watson has made his mark as one of the most successful fashion, commercial and art photographers in the world – shooting over 200 covers for Vogue alone – and was this month honoured for his lifelong contribution to the art. Here is a selection of his best shots.”
One of my favorites. Cyclops is one of my most prized possessions.
“I think perhaps there would be more anxiety in my work if I lived in New York.”
– Ed Ruscha (via hydeordie)
“Do I support the Park51 project or oppose it? Frankly, I’d like to be able to have no opinion at all and just let it go ahead like a million others do without any input from me at all. I’d prefer to be indifferent to the project and just be among those who support the right (which one would hope would go without saying) to build it. But at some point in this madness that...
“I love how the only part of New York that the Sarah Palins of the world...”
– Molly Crabapple (via claytoncubitt)
Oof.
Can you rent cute old ladies?
I remember sitting in a pizza joint in Newport Beach when I was maybe 16 or 17, across from me was a girl I liked very much, who had a boyfriend, and for whom life had done a very poor job of preparing me.
Next to us was an old couple, not just old as seen by teenagers, but legitimately old. I hadn’t noticed them at first, as I was in over my head with the girl and my attention was entirely...
Gonna go on a bit of an art kick
After my previous post about inspiration and blog quality, I went on a little bit of a tear and downloaded a bunch of my favorite artists’ work.
I hope you like pictures.
8.4 Million New Yorkers Suddenly Realize New York...
From, of course, the Onion:
“NEW YORK—At 4:32 p.m. Tuesday, every single resident of New York City decided to evacuate the famed metropolis, having realizing it was nothing more than a massive, trash-ridden hellhole that slowly sucks the life out of every one of its inhabitants.
With audible murmurs of “This is no way to live,” “What the hell am I doing here—I hate it...
