June 2009
56 posts
I like that you drink. I like a bartender that drinks, otherwise I feel like...
– Grover (Josh Hamilton) - Kicking and Screaming 1995
May 2009
72 posts
"Nor could a jet pack be of use to ordinary people... →
(via claytoncubitt)
I bought this tshirt from threadless a while back:
The sentiment in the headline is also used to explain why flying cars will never happen. People just aren’t smart or focused enough to handle them. Automated cars? What if the software crashes?
Oh well. At least I’ve got my Roomba, every time that bad boy fires up I feel like I’m in the fucking...
N. Korea Detonates 40 Years Of GDP →
PYONGYANG, NORTH KOREA—A press release issued by the state-run Korean Central News Agency Monday confirmed that the Oct. 9 underground nuclear test in North Korea’s Yanggang province successfully exploded the communist nation’s total gross domestic product for the past four decades.
Normally I think it’s kinda lazy to link to Onion articles, but I like this one a lot, and...
ericalba:
They should show this before every movie in the theaters. Amazing popcorn popping in slow motion. http://twurl.nl/xipuyv (via @MrMikeG)
great, now I’m hungry.
i just ate the worst grilled cheese ever
Have you ever been really excited about eating something, then you order it and the specimen that turns up is executed so poorly that you’re actually forced to reconsider whether you like that thing at all?
Well. Grilled Cheese. Bar 218 on Lafayette betw. Spring and Broome, just now. Terrible white bread, not cooked hot enough or long enough or with enough butter. AMERICAN CHEESE. ...