May 2009
72 posts
"Nor could a jet pack be of use to ordinary people... →
(via claytoncubitt)
I bought this tshirt from threadless a while back:
The sentiment in the headline is also used to explain why flying cars will never happen. People just aren’t smart or focused enough to handle them. Automated cars? What if the software crashes?
Oh well. At least I’ve got my Roomba, every time that bad boy fires up I feel like I’m in the fucking...
N. Korea Detonates 40 Years Of GDP →
PYONGYANG, NORTH KOREA—A press release issued by the state-run Korean Central News Agency Monday confirmed that the Oct. 9 underground nuclear test in North Korea’s Yanggang province successfully exploded the communist nation’s total gross domestic product for the past four decades.
Normally I think it’s kinda lazy to link to Onion articles, but I like this one a lot, and...
Hot in Herre - Jenny Owen Youngs
Happy Friday...
ericalba:
They should show this before every movie in the theaters. Amazing popcorn popping in slow motion. http://twurl.nl/xipuyv (via @MrMikeG)
great, now I’m hungry.
i just ate the worst grilled cheese ever
Have you ever been really excited about eating something, then you order it and the specimen that turns up is executed so poorly that you’re actually forced to reconsider whether you like that thing at all?
Well. Grilled Cheese. Bar 218 on Lafayette betw. Spring and Broome, just now. Terrible white bread, not cooked hot enough or long enough or with enough butter. AMERICAN CHEESE. ...
I hate to say it
but California’s being totally gay about this gay marriage thing.
“If two past lovers remain friends,
they are either still in love or they never...”
– Cheryl Croan (via mylungswillcolapse) (via allthatglittersispink) (via molls)
Interesting. I’m not sure I agree, but it’s interesting. I am friends with exactly one of my ex girlfriends, and that would be the most recent one. Not friends, exactly, but friendly, as in we still talk...
I Hate Mowing My Fucking Lawn →
Ha Ha. You know, one of the things you can always count on people not from New York to say when, for example, you tell them how much a typical apartment costs per month in Manhattan, is that “I only pay like $4.99 a month for my six bedroom house, and I have a lawn.”
Don’t get me wrong, lawns are nice. Other people’s lawns. But owning a home with a lawn sounds like a...
Sure Side of Fame - The_Arbiters
this was cool,...
Seriously, though, baby anteaters. →
holy god, I think I need to go lie down.
(via marklisanti)
Last Town Chorus - Modern Love.
So… I do...
molls:
Sweet Talk - Spank Rock
This was on the...
I review 40s of Malt Liquor
For reasons that are unimportant, I once compiled a list of popular Malt Liquor beverages and reviewed them as if they were wine. I spent hours on it, and the sheet of paper that I carefully laid out to accompany the actual bottles of booze was hastily discarded in the rush to open said bottles and consume their contents.
Please enjoy:
St. Ides
A hurried, unsophisticated brew blending fruit...
Oh Formalities...
molls:
delbertshoopman:
I don’t really care for the “So what do you do for a living” question when you first meet a girl. I really don’t.
I don’t think it matters what my job is to be honest with you. As long as you have goals in life and are making active steps towards them… It doesn’t matter who your current employer is. Your job is neither your personality or life. It’s something that you...
